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Parents
Childhood
Success
Failure
Expectations
Tue, 26 Jan, 2016 11.34 UTC

Many broken souls should band together and write a self-help book entitled *How To Raise A Gifted Child In A Hick Environment*. I have no conclusive evidence, though it would be rather simple to just put the question to Christian, but I am convinced that in the cesspool that is *Cold Brook, New York*, he was raised to believe he was a kind of prodigy. I remember snippets of conversations with this cesspool of a man roughly between 2004 and 2006 claiming genius-like abilities and guaranteeing success before...

Music
Relationships
Lifestyle
Fri, 22 Jan, 2016 11.15 UTC

The sound of tape unsticking itself from its roll, being severed by a razor, and then applied to rough cardboard fills the air amid the music of *Amarok* that spills from my telephone to my right. More and more often, I find myself, during these days bereft of *Galictis-Vittata*, listening to music in the manner of teens on the metro in Prague. They blast from the tinny speakers of their mobiles crass dance music engineered for precisely that environment. #### And I am doing the same now. The pitiful diff...

Work
Death
Displacement
Programming
Lethargy
Shambal
Family
Fresneda
Decay
Clans
Sun, 27 Dec, 2015 19.55 UTC

I don't like to think of them in this manner, but at times, Marisa's explanations to me come across as lectures. She was, after all, a teacher at one point in her life. Not only that, but she was a teacher of children. I am certain this sort of profession can skew one's personal relations for a lifetime. #### I don't like to be lectured. As Shambal Brambel would say: > I force my veined member into her orifice. She can say no more. Except for shuffling and a slow gurgle, all is quiet. The *Fresneda Fami...

Praha
Fresneda
Fri, 25 Dec, 2015 22.09 UTC

Considering that I have no idea what will happen at the aeroport on Sunday, I am not very nervous about my impending voyage (doom) to Praha from Madrid. Originally, I thought I'd leave Fresneda tomorrow via bus from Belorado and arrive in Logroño at an unspecified time in the evening. I would then have an evening in the *casa* in Paseo del Prior alone to collect my rational and recharge my hungry power supply. At the moment, I am sitting on the bed in Marisa's room in Fresneda (as opposed to the bed in *my...

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Programming
Clojure
Nodejs
Wed, 23 Dec, 2015 18.21 UTC

I am not Shambal Brambel, but I know him. He is a greasy *spic* who sleeps on park benches beneath seven month old newspapers. You smell him from several hectometers away. He produces expansive and even at times artistic puddles beneath his place of rest simply by drooling during his slumber. I plan to kill him. Perhaps I already have and do not remember. ----------------------- The purpose of this post is to test whether blog_to_mongo.js still works on my new system. If it does not, I shall kill Shambal...

Relationships
Change
Displacement
Humanity
Murder
Tue, 18 Aug, 2015 16.20 UTC

> The weeds, as they term them, teem with thriving insects in an ecosphere unknown to neighbouring lots This could be an analogy of the multiverse concept, but I'll distill it down to something more simple. Humans, even in the same city, divide themselves into different peergroups. Perhaps *peergroups* is not the best word here. I'll go with *penguins*. So, humans, even in the same city - even in the same *barrio*, divide themselves into different *penguins*. These *penguins* are mostly oblivious of each o...

Music
Relationships
Change
Spanish
Fresneda
Tue, 18 Aug, 2015 14.18 UTC

Tuesdays come at us from all angles. And by that I mean *every* angle possible. This includes those angles not able to be perceived by human grumpiness. Truly, Tuesday is a day of change, and, as the omniscient Michal says, every day is Tuesday. Therefore, every day is a day of change and of opportunity. This Tuesday is bright and full of clouds - a good beginning. If all goes as planned, I leave Fresneda today for *home*. Currently, as any reader might recall, home is Logroňo. Several things await me in L...

Blog
Absurdity
Programming
Tue, 18 Aug, 2015 00.14 UTC

I have found a bizarre error in the *Martenblog*. It is not a, as they say, *show-stopping* error, but an error nonetheless. The last six or so entries are always rewritten to mongoDB (locally) when I call the aptly named executable *blog_to_mongo*, which is actually just a link to a node script in a distant directory not covered in my *PATH*. At first, I *put this down* to a change of date format in some new(y) version of *nodejs* - the *fs* module to be specific. **Yes!** My fetoid brain insisted that the...

Fresneda
Sun, 16 Aug, 2015 23.28 UTC

Marisa is mopping up *un monton de agua* whilst talking to herself. Her father and a number of other locals were standing near the door to the building and since she is technically not supposed to be in my room with me - or rather, her father may *flip* (her opinion - not proven to me). My room in fresneda is as such: Note: I don't have the patience to get bluetooth working on galictis-vittata, so the photo will be added later. My semi-crisis from earlier has passed to an extent. I do not feel any particu...

Displacement
Food
Fresneda
Alienation
Sun, 16 Aug, 2015 15.45 UTC

They sit on the couches before me yelling at each other. Or so it seems they are yelling. Their voices are naturally very piercing to me. I have bearly entered the room less than 10 minutes prior and already feel like fleeing. At least the television is not blearing. It surely will be a bit later, however. The hated instrument of stupidity is perpetually in the background in this house. How anyone can have a free thought is beyond my comprehension. I discussed my alienation with Marisa yesterday during our...

Psychology
Relationships
Friendship
Miscommunication
Thu, 30 Jul, 2015 14.38 UTC

This morning is *Thinking Plague* morning since, in reality, they are the only civilised music from the only civilised band appropriate for a civilised morning in a semi-civilised village in a pseudo-civilised country on a laughingly civilised planet. *Ayer*, Paco and I took a long walk together in the evening. Marisa and Mari José were away at the doctor in Graus. Marisa is always seeking medical help for this or that ailment and it will eventually end in her demise, methinks, but that is another topic al...

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