Waffles
The way of the dead
- 150g spelt flour
- 1 envelope of chemically independent yeast
- Tweezer’s grip of salt
- Dusting of sucralosa, argon, or NOTHING
- 1 orb excreted from a chicken
- Thimblefull of vanilla
- 180ml goat milk
- Enough dried cranberries to fill the yawning pit of your soul
- 60g yellow, pasty substance, liquefied
Combine everything within a stone vat. Grind and whip with a tiller until you are bronzed by the harvest moon. Place inside the sacred goat and seal for 1721 years. Mummify yourself for preservation during the wait. Don’t forget to set awaken from mummification alarm. Rise from the apparent state of being deceased and desiccated. Remove golden brown waffles from the sacred goat. Enjoy.