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The descent into madness
Australia
Emlekkonyv
Lakife
Haiku
Christopher
Sat, 03 Jun, 2000 04.00 UTC

Day One

Three yellows, one brown

Children kicking plastic balls

Screaming at pigeons


In Chris’s fingers

One strip of translucent tape

To muffle a child


The cooing flock lights

A blanched dead against the green

Chewing and staring


Plump as a pigeon

A child squeals in the distance

Ready for roasting


Bland, loud and selfish

Soulless husks bawling for bread

Which could feed them all

Melody One

Fucking Australia, miles from Muenchen, from the Condor, 1 2 Snap, the summation of my past two months. A whirlwind has taken me from life to life, as if they have no connection at all besides my singular presence in both.

5.35pm – we board the bus of death.

KURAFE KON IS JETZ! The prostitute is with you.

KURAFE SOL KON SOLET JETZ. The prostitutes are with us.

SOLAN QIN KOLEPE NIS. They are inside the pigeon.

SOLET PELIS KASE SOL TOPEN. We go towards the houses.

Lakife Vocab 1

Lakife Vocab 2

Lakife Vocab 3

Noun affixes:

  • diminuative –> + otz
  • superlative –> + uk
  • derogatory –> + ax
  • beautificatory –> + im –> ilm
  • all –> + ek
  • not –> + um
  • interrogative –> + it
  • indefinite (some) –> + ap
  • masc / neut / fem –> + u + o + a
  • definite (the) –> + (j)e

Lakife Grammar 1

Plez … kiss.

Plezotz … little kiss.

Plezim … Very nice kiss.

Plezit … Which kiss?

Kerisax … disgusting rat.

kerisukax … big disgusting rat.

kerisukaxit … which big disgusting rat?

kerisotzek … all little rats.

kenikime … the wonderful book.

mezotzaje … the little female mouse.

Ordering: noun + dim / sup + der / beaut + all / inter / indef + gender + def.

Animate thing - ehol

Inanimate thing - ohol

Thing - hol (concept)

Place - mol

Time - nol

Way - zol

amount - sol

quality - fol

Some (indefiniteness) –> tap

Interoggative –> + it

Definite –> + e

Negative –> + um

Collective –> + ek


Eholit is? –> Which (animate thing) are you?

Holit an? –> What is it?

Et Fek mokife topen nolap. –> Sometime I (will) go to the pub.

Solet fek mokolep topen nolum. –> We never go to parks.

Solit kurafe? –> How much is the prostitute?

hmmmmm…. bad….

Solit kuraf? –> How many prostitutes?

Solum. –> None.

Is fek molit topen? –> To where do you go?

Et fek molum topen nolek. –> I always go nowhere.

Nokife nolek. –> The time to drink is always.

Lakife Correlatives

Et kon kolep sol jetz nolek.

Quality: fo- (english… -like)

lofez (sheep) –> folofez (sheeplike)

kuraf (prostitute) –> fokuraf (slutlike)

Ana fokuraf. –> she is like a prostitute.

Chris fek kosel topen folofez. –> Chris goes to church like a sheep.

Degree: so- (english … -ness)

Solofez –> sheeplike tendencies or sheepness.

Kuraf –> sokuraf … slutness.

Sokif –> Alcohol like tendencies.

Etc.

Place: mo-

Mokif –> The place to drink alcohol.

Mokuraf –> The place of prostitutes.

Moperital –> A friendly place.

Motormir –> Place of sleep.

Person: fe-

Fekif –> drunkard.

Fekuraf –> One who does prostitutes.

Fekosel –> Churchgoer.

Lakife Demonstratives

Genetive case:

Liz. With sol, it agglutinates as -iz. With pronouns, it also agglutinates as -iz.

  • etiz - mine. of me.
  • isiz - of you. yours.
  • aniza - hers. of her.
  • solyziz - of us [but not you].

Kase kotze liz. The cat’s house.

Kase kotze soliz. The cats’ house.

Kase sol kotze soliz. The cats’ houses.

An kenik etiz. It is my book.

Ana kuraf Chris liz. She is Chris’s prostitute.


Mofek … at the place.

  • Chris fek mokurafe topen. Mofek kurafe anizu.
  • Chris goes to the bordel. There is his prostitute.

Nofek … at the time.

Zonuz … by this way or means.

  • Solet qin suke topen. Zonuz fek zelol topen.
  • We enter the train. By train (we go) to hell.

Bobbus with a pen in his nose

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