Here lies Martes Flavigula, eternally beneath the splintered earth.

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Recipes -


The way of the dead

  • 150g spelt flour
  • 1 envelope of chemically independent yeast
  • Tweezer's grip of salt
  • Dusting of sucralosa, argon, or NOTHING
  • 1 orb excreted from a chicken
  • Thimblefull of vanilla
  • 180ml goat milk
  • Enough dried cranberries to fill the yawning pit of your soul
  • 60g yellow, pasty substance, liquefied

Combine everything within a stone vat. Grind and whip with a tiller until you are bronzed by the harvest moon. Place inside the sacred goat and seal for 1721 years. Mummify yourself for preservation during the wait. Don't forget to set **awaken from mummification** alarm. Rise from the apparent state of being deceased and dessicated. Remove golden brown waffles from the sacred goat. Enjoy.


Along with martens, goulish goats and the rippling fen -
these writings 1993-2022 by Bob Murry Shelton are licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

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